united steaks of america
there has never been a more appropriate day to reblog this
I reblogged this exactly one year ago. how time flies.
"talk dirty to me"
i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people
You don’t know where the conversation will take you. It can change from being stupidly funny to being serious in an instant. The later the night, the more you learn about the person. You start to see their true self as they unravel themselves after each reply. I absolutely adore late night conversations. They always turn out to be the best and most memorable.
do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes
but mom, yodeling is my passion
*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?
We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.
With so many pedophiles in prison, why are we still making tests in animals ?
Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”